GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow

by 🐛🐛🐛 March 31, 2024

Low Blow

A midget blow job

“Did you check out Clarisse last night? She gave me a low blow”
“The midget?”

by Holden-dix January 22, 2024

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

by M3 Garand August 27, 2025

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)

Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!

by pooter man May 17, 2010

Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.

I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.

by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017

blow stones

Smoke crack

Billy would occasionally be blow stones.

by Pizzacock24786 May 9, 2017

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008