Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022

Mud monkey

Someone who is easily attracted to black me

Ava:”he’s cute “
Sally:”so your a mud monkey?”

by User1661616 May 12, 2020

Monkey fuck

When a group of boys lay in a bed under a blanket making monkey Noises And humping each other

Bro1, yea dude last night was hella fun that monkey fuck was crazy

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

Sustard Monkey

An annoying teenager british lad that screams at you all the time

Yo dude this sustard monkey yelled at me in gorilla tag!

by 💀☠️🤡💀clown November 13, 2022

Chezz monkey

A person who tends to make cheesy, lame or "chezzy" comments.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're friends now!

Person 2: You're such a Chezz monkey!

by Supertramp09 April 28, 2009