Taco Bell legal

Food manufactured from such low quality ingredients that it's almost against the law or a health code violation.

"Dude! Let's go to Ratso's. I'm starvin!'"
No, man, that place is so bad it's barely "Taco Bell legal"!

by Freesumpin' February 08, 2011

Ken-taco-hut

Fast food restaurant combo of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.

Man, I'm hella fungry, I think this gas station has a Ken-taco-hut. I'm gonna grub.

by 12thMonkey December 21, 2019

mary in a taco shell

When a religious girl engages in sexual activity with other girls, namely in the effort to avoid the sin of vaginal penetration.

She's Mary in a Taco Shell, bro. She keep it hid.

by Prancingking January 07, 2015

Uncle Taco Bell

Diarria. Similar to "Aunt Flo" for anal sex.

"No bae, not that hole. My uncle Taco Bell is in town."

by Tsarah September 07, 2017

Rice-crispy taco

When a girl has genital warts so bad her vagina (taco) looks like a rice crispy treat.

"Dude I was going down on this girl and she totally had a rice-crispy taco."

by Dick Wood. February 12, 2018

The Cluck Cluck Taco

a phrase to discretely describe sexual intercourse.

girl: omg my periods late... what if i’m pregnant!!!!!
girl #2: idk have you done the cluck cluck taco

by pearl styles August 26, 2020

Back draft taco

When your girlfriend has a little extra cream on her taco and accidently sharts in her underwear causing it to back draft into the taco.

Mmm... Have you tried Kathy's back draft taco? Smells amazing!

by Jkcoughman June 24, 2017