Roman U-Turn

When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.

I think that car is going the wrong way on I-95… . I’ll bet he does a Roman U-turn.

by Hover501 December 10, 2024

U

Stupid name for the free streaming service that was UKTV Play.

Person 1: Where did you watch that?
Person 2: Oh, I watched it on U.
Person 1: On me???

by U&Channels December 11, 2024

U&GOLD

A pay channel that should not be premium that spams Only Fools and Horses every weekend.

Why is it called U&GOLD if it's not on U!?

by U&Channels December 11, 2024

U&eden

A channel that went free to air because it's a shadow of it's former self.

Eden became U&eden,
and still hasn't changed the schedule one bit...

by U&Channels December 11, 2024

U-Lock

The act of a woman wrapping her legs around someones head and using a bicycle U-Lock to lock her ankles together while being pleasured orally.

"Omg! I came 4 times last night! Brian pulled out the U-Lock last night and ate me out for hours!"

by Laurel v. Gina December 28, 2024

icl ts pmo sm rn r u fr rn

"I can't lie this pisses me off so much right now are you for real right now"

Tiktok slang for Gen-Alpha and Gen-Z

"icl ts pmo sm rn r u fr rn"

by azulflower December 31, 2024

no u

The most divine comeback to anything, this pair of words allows any user to annihilate their opponent. Anyone who crosses these words will die a horrible death, while the user will laugh at your stupidity

Guy 1: "You wanna know who I saw?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Joe"
Guy 2: "Who's Joe?"
Guy 1: "JOE MOM GAY"
Guy 2: "no u"
Guy 1: "NANI? what is this feeling, my brain, its shrinking"
*Proceeds to die due to stupidity"

by wood fired pizza October 19, 2019