Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8

tom strok is a human

by M8 im dank April 7, 2017

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

tom-loop

unintentional infinite loops

Oh, you made another tom-loop

by loopsterloo June 21, 2022

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Tom Armstrong

He is a pedo

Run it’s Tom Armstrong #tomsapedo

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022