Similar to a hand job. When a person with the birth defect of having an improperly formed arm resembling a chicken wing has the webbing pierced and gauged (like a punk-rocker's ear) for the purpose of using the gauged hole to pleasure a man's penis.
Dude, I got really drunk last night and I let this girl with a chicken wing for an arm give me a Wing Job.
by MouthDX February 21, 2009
Get the Wing Job mug.This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
Get the A Steve Jobs mug.A manual job that can be performed without any machinery or industrial vehicles. A job that can be done on foot.
by darth-canid November 20, 2020
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employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
by good attention July 31, 2013
Get the Non-Job mug.Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.
Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?
Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.
Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?
Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.
by UmmmHowsThat September 11, 2009
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