Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

titty corn

Popcorn that misses your mouth and falls into your bra while eating it.

My bra is full of titty corn!

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 26, 2018

titty pickles

a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them

"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day

If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you

by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021

Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking

Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

big titty goth girl

A goth or some people may call emo with breast that are rather large.

I want to smash big titty goth girl

by whatwhywhen February 16, 2023

Tittied

The past tense of titties, usually used after one has gotten top surgery.

"Yeah no I tittied for a bit, but I'm doing better now"
“Yes I am planning to get tittied”

by RuiizKp December 25, 2021