Blind running

when you're running on a trail you've never been on and have no idea where it goes/ends

person 1: I just went blind running on the trail near hudson bend!
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.

by polarice24 December 30, 2011

Running Date

Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.

I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?

by TheRealOneAmongUs May 19, 2021

Highway runs

When you’re on a road trip and you experience diarrhea because of all the gas station food you eat.

Kevin got the highway runs on our road trip to Arizona.

by Papa Kryn June 28, 2021

linsanity run

An unsustainable, short-lived yet exciting string of outcomes where someone or something with low probabilities to succeed/transpire occurs.

What a linsanity run by John; he just won 5 straight hands of blackjack.

by JVboy50 May 6, 2024

jingle bell run

(noun) the act of fleeing the classroom at the bell before the teacher finishes his/her lecture on the American Revolution

By the end of 8th grade, students have perfected the jingle bell run and are ready for high school history class.

by telemachus777 September 12, 2020

hit and run journalism

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, then don't issue an apology and just report on something else.

Misinformation is partly due to hit and run journalism.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2022

golden run

A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.

We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.

by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023