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Shaker Middle School

“Do you like my highlights?” “Sure, do you go to shaker middle school?” “yeah how did you know?” “no reason…”
by no o ya businessman February 20, 2022
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A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
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Dean Rusk Middle School

I took a shit on the floor here back in 2017 and no one ever found out who did it.
I shit on the floor at Dean Rusk Middle School, and nobody knew it was me!
by FloorShitter2004 January 25, 2024
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rivesville middle school

a school full of assholes; teachers and students alike 🤞
i hate rivesville middle school and everyone in it
by meowcomeandgetitbaby November 22, 2023
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redwood middle school

Shithole filled with kids who think they from the hood, some of them are ight

Some teachers are creeps to.
Jeff: what school you go to Benny?
Benny: i go to redwood middle school
Jeff: I heard all the kids their snort pixie sticks
Benny:they do
by smartiesniffer November 23, 2021
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Salish Middle School

The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.
by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021
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