Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022

Jake

A super cute young man from the Philippines.

You look like a Jake. (Super cute)

by JJ Qwon November 5, 2021

Jake Paul

Retard.

Jake Paul is retarded.

by Bigdaddyasscrack June 14, 2018

Jakeing

When a male masturbates with his hand backwards

Bryon was really jakeing it while visualizing labia

by 420Lil March 28, 2022

Jake

Most have autism likes children to much and looks special with his hair and he needs a hair cut

The doctors have different name for autism its jake

by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019

Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

Jake and soup are great.

by Creeznutz June 15, 2025

Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."

Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch

by Kieranscock December 7, 2021