Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.

Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!

by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019

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Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.

Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)

by Brian So November 22, 2021

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Jake

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario

how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake

by SФviet May 15, 2018

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