Fortnite

A Game Created By Rich Fuckheads To Scam Parents.

CHILD: Hey Mommy Can I Have Something On This Game Called Fortnite?
MOM: What Do You Want?
CHILD: Vbucks
MOM: Fuck Off.

by MilkyBeVibing October 17, 2021

Fortnite

Gay 12 year olds

Tyler Blevins met a Fortnite player

by Ddhehdhchd March 23, 2020

Fortnite

A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.

Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?

Harry: I don’t have any.

Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!

Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!

by A nerdy geek April 12, 2018

Fortnite

I love fortnite

Fortnite is good

by ilovefortniteggdead March 26, 2024

fortnite

gay

"hey do u like fortnite"
"pfft gay"

by yung fg April 13, 2021

Fortnite

An easy way of coming out as gay.

Kid- Mom and dad I have something to tell you and it's not easy.
Mom- What is it son.
Dad- Yeah, tell us.
Kid- Well... I play fortnite and i'm proud of it.
Dad- Oh, Okay well I support you and I am not against your choice in life
Mom- Yeah same here.
Kid- Thank you for not being mad
Mom- Of course not we're not we love you
*Then his family killed him in his sleep because they secretly didn't approve of playing fortnite*

by SP1N Duwaiyis June 11, 2020

Fortnite

A game that’s filled with underage alcohol users and virgins with a microphallus, also one of the most gayest games in the fucking world

My classmate: I play fortnite

Me: yeah that’s why your dick is so tiny. Get a life boy

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 08, 2019