David

A person who has cheese in their ass.

Omg he is a David!

by WeeklyTea November 8, 2019

David Dobrik

Liza Koshy's boyfriend

David Dobrik is dating Liza omg

by Deisarsa August 9, 2017

david

gay ass nigga whos slow and makes no sense

dam you acting like david

by yasirs February 12, 2024

David

"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.

"Mate you're such a David, piss off."

by Peaches On Pizza April 10, 2022

Davide

Davide Is a looking big sgrodolo, beautiful and very smart. It Is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player you've ever seen. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him so please go on your bed pick up your phone e start now this sgrogno anime.

ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic

by NateSawyer November 26, 2021

David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 2, 2022

David

The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.

Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life

by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021