ship cock

Dressing one's cock as a ship, and having another sexually ride it in water.

Last night I was in a pool and my girlfriend Ship Cocked me

by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

Cock Fight

When two naked men wrestle each other and see who can stick their dick in the other person’s ass first.

Person 1: “Hey Bill, why are you walking strangely?”

Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”

by TheLastDoughnut September 13, 2019

cock pusher

One who insists that his girlfriends sleep with him.

That cock pusher just wants to sleep with his girlfriend.

by Jason H1 August 25, 2007

Bumble cock

Something you call a friend who is being an idiot or just said something dumb.

"Jackson is, a bumble cock"

by Inspector300 January 4, 2017

Cock Towel

A towel whose sole existence is to clean up after a mess made by a cock; may be used to to clean, shine and maintain one's cock as well.

I had to use my cock towel after things got a little messy last night with Jenny...

by Jewdarican July 28, 2009

Cock Block

A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.

During science my class cock blocked john and me. </3

by for Borjy. September 29, 2010