Brand-Brained

An adjective to describe someone who is making purchasing decisions centered solely around the brand name attached to the item.

Stella: I want this sweater from urban outfitters! It's on sale for only $80!
Larry: Stop being Brand-Brained you can get the same thing for only $22 at Old Navy

by G2638737 October 4, 2022

monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

by zyledotpng October 8, 2022

Serf Brain

when a low income person supports the growth of billionaires, common amongst conservative voters everywhere

republicans voted to end "death tax" cause they all have serf brain

by greenrush1234 October 10, 2022

anti-brain

When you are so dumb, you have a brain that uses all its braincells into making you dumber than if you just didn't have a brain

"Everyone in this discord server has an anti-brain please help"

by SeñorJefferyDahmerthethird October 11, 2022

fossil brain

you’re a dumbass

you’re a fossil brain

by bussybuttsayeee December 31, 2021

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Brain

Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born

My name is Brain

by BrainProwler January 2, 2022