blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

Blow back

When you blow a boof up your partner, and they blow it back into the orfice of choice.

Hey babe, ready for a blow back ?

by GatoradeH2hoez November 30, 2024

blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018

Sound Blowed

the same thing as “your capping” as in your lying

Nigga you sound blowed shut the fuck up

by Rereforreallss June 1, 2019

blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

After-blow

Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.

"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.

by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022