Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out

Cooper Munch like a bird on me

by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023

Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

Ms. Bird

A kind band director at a middle school

OMG ITS MS. Bird the band director

by Lostsea3 May 21, 2022

Migratory Birds

A flock of young women from 'op North' who have migrated south, often for educational purposes and can often be observed squawking around bars in the middle of winter wearing little or no observable clothing.

I'm glad I wore my hat, coat and scarf tonight - it must be minus 5 out. Have you seen the flock of migratory birds flapping around the Oracle riverside? I don't know how they survive!

by lethalonion December 8, 2010

Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.

Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"

by tekiiee March 8, 2024

Bird

a bumass bitch, can also mean a Triflin' ass hoe

"I seen Kawana at the club last night with some ratchet ass weave on ha head, that bitch is a certified bird!!!"

"Bitch you a bird, quit snooping through your mans phone"

by BigNewport1000 February 12, 2019