Aiden Ball

tall, lengthy, and smells like pee. you usually can sense him in the building from his long neck and gay jokes

Imagin being Aiden Ball

by LolImagin November 12, 2020

essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.

Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.

by Spoony127 May 31, 2018

Reece ball

This guy likes cock but he is so frigid that he fucks dogs

That guy is like Reece ball

by Harvey Davis AKA gay davis January 2, 2019

balls dial

To (usually accidentally) interface with your personal phone entirely with male genitalia, sometimes through clothing.

"My aunt and I found out in the worst way that my gym shorts are conductive when I balls dialed her yesterday."

by TimeWizard420 July 13, 2016

ball rage

When pain or discomfort in the testes translates into sudden and explosive fits of anger.

"Just screamed at the boss."
"OMG! Why?!"
"Not sure. I think I slept weirdly on my balls last night though."
"Ah, must've been ball rage."

by Bafination March 16, 2016

Yoga Ball

The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.

Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."

Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map

by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019