9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

by guest67876 April 23, 2020

No idiots April

U cannot talk with idiots

No idiots April u wont talk with an idiot

by Tuje February 2, 2019

April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

April 16

legendary date for Bully Busters #1 and #3. on this day in 2021 a legendary event happened, so great it split the calendar in half.

an official holiday for tbb

Ella and Lucy: nobody shall ever speak of April 16, 2021, especially the events that occurred within 7-8pm.

by LUKY FISH April 10, 2022

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020

April 20th

April 20th, also known as “Crimson” day, is a day to celebrate the color and/or things associated with the world. Things associated with this day, for example Crimson_Ruler, are usually considered high-class.

A : Are there any holidays today?
B: Yeah, April 20th, A.K.A. it’s Crimson day!

by CrimsonRuler April 18, 2021

April 10th

Mutual Masterbation day

Friends with benifits would say: hey want it’s April 10th we gotta do Mutual Masturbation today, even if we can’t meet up we will just do it over the phone

by Captineightyfiveincher April 10, 2021