Dirty Minyard

Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.

Dirty

I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.

by Jbrooksie711 June 26, 2023

Dirty Submarine

A sexual game in which the penis (submarine) swims through the anal cavity attempting to dodge dingle berries (underwater mines) from entering the pee hole.

Kian plays Dirty Submarine with his brother Rory

by Great Aunt Marg July 11, 2022

Dirty Helena

When a man lights his penis on fire and his girlfriend puts it out with her cum

person 1; " why did you light your dick on fire"

Person 2: " Because my girl was wet and we wanted to da a Dirty Helena

by MR.KEISHA July 27, 2022

Dirty Denis

When you accidentally throw a part of your hookah in the toilet, shit on it, realize what happened and decide to continue using it anyways.

Guy 1: Idk man that guy's hookah tasted kinda weird.
Guy 2: I know man he definetly pulled a dirty Denis on us.

by not _Ian June 11, 2022

Dirty Declan

Walking around with a bricked penis imprinted in baby blue boxers while creepily touching 9 other men on a christian mission trip

"Oh dude I did not want to see your dirty Declan today!"
"Shit!"

by Alextheexisting June 23, 2022

Dirty Yop

When you need to bust a nut so bad but you also thirsty as shit so you calmly ejaculate into your protein drink cuz that pump crazy as fuck.

Ryan: “Bro, I was fucking parched after my workout today and I’m tryna get massive.”

Isaac: “Damn bro, you shoulda pulled a Dirty Yop.”

Ryan: “Fuckin’ didn’t think of that bruh it would have been bussin.”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

Dirty Døllefar

A very disgusting old man fucking women from thailand, with his fake rolex on the right arm. At midnight in Pattaya Døllefar turns out to be the biggest transgender fucker in the streets. Dirty dølle is when you penetrate a ladyboy and cum her in the ear while fisting him self with the biggest horse cock ever seen.

'' Brooooow, last night was a movie. Dirty Døllefar was on the streets and everybody got totally fuuucked up in the anus'' '' Long live døllefar, the fat cunt''

by Pussyslayer1011 August 15, 2022