When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.
Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.
John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job
John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job
by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011
Get the Boff-Job mug.when a male with huge kankles or a CJ bends a guy over n fit there foot in there asshole until his kankle gets suffocated and explodes creating kankle jizz or a duey
by JrBundyClan09 June 21, 2009
Get the KANK JOB mug.Similar to a hand job. When a person with the birth defect of having an improperly formed arm resembling a chicken wing has the webbing pierced and gauged (like a punk-rocker's ear) for the purpose of using the gauged hole to pleasure a man's penis.
Dude, I got really drunk last night and I let this girl with a chicken wing for an arm give me a Wing Job.
by MouthDX February 21, 2009
Get the Wing Job mug.the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your dick in snow and put it back in there mouth and shoot all inside her mouth
wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
*the neighbour waves and smiles*
*the neighbour waves and smiles*
by TextileSmartass November 17, 2014
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Get the blow job mug.Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).
by Martyrdom February 5, 2016
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employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
by good attention July 31, 2013
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