shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

titty llama

A llama with a bunch of titties flapping all over the place.

Look at that titty llama bounce.

by Ryleahj October 17, 2017

titty forest

Situation where a female refuses to prune the hair around her breast...

When intent on nipple stimulation using ones teeth...one encounters titty forest, resulting in hair between their teeth...

by fireplug February 17, 2014

Ass and titties

Ass and titties stands for hotdogs

Marry: I want some ass and titties

by Roshi January 19, 2022

picasso titties

porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.

"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."

by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

Titty Puddin

A reference to male ejaculate on a female chest

Gimme that titty puddin Big Papa

by DaRoad July 31, 2022