I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

I fuckin doubt it

Used primarily when you are 200% sure that the statement you just heard is straight horse cockery and bullshit.

Donaldson: I came across a flaming car wreck and pulled out all the passengers and put the fire out

Reigelsperger: I fuckin doubt it!

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

I got you with that

It means "I understand what you're saying and I will keep your wishes in mind by complying." Usually used when someone asks you something. Very informal.

"Hey Steve, the lady kicked me out tonight. Could I stay at your place?"

"Of course bro. I got you with that."

by Lucorange February 9, 2018

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

i h8 u

A funny way to spell "i hate you"

i h8 u is a better way to spell i hate you

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

I love you

a term that can be used for both romantic and platonic relationships

“You’re my brother, I love you.” -Keith Kogane, to his older brother/mentor, Shiro.

by Yoranceiscanonking June 25, 2018