Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

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cunt cradling

(V) The female version of tea-bagging.

The one performing the act is the cradler.

The one receiving is the cradlee.

Is not usually as humiliating as the male version, in fact, most cradlees are quite happy to be cradled.

Person 1: "So that crazy chick from the party last night was totally cunt cradling me."

Person 2: "Lucky."

Person 1: "Ikr, it was like a little slice of heaven."

by luceypants December 31, 2012

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cunt cracking

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.

Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?

by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018

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