royale cum

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

Air-cum

It’s when you leave a wet fart but you don’t want to sound disgusting saying it.

-Ah shit I just air-cummed
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell

by Big titty goth gf April 3, 2019

bookmark cum

Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.

My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

cum bumster

A dirty whore that secretly loves anal, and getting her ass filled up with cum.

Dude, I heard my boy slamming out this cum bumster last night, and at the end she screamed “PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS”.

by Bedroom Gangsta May 29, 2019

Bubble cum

Where someone cums in the butt of someone, who then farts and the cum creates a bubble out of the arse hole; just like blowing a bubble with bubble gum.

Oh my days bro, last night was so fun i made her bubble cum!

by Smegma-destroyer June 17, 2019

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

Lunch Cum

The leftover juices on your lunch tray.

"Hey, you've got some lunch cum on there."

by namejefferino March 11, 2019