snip snip snake

The name of a snake that is also a scorpion.

"I got poisoned by a snip snip snake!"

by wrenniehh April 23, 2018

Bag of Snakes

Personal demons, secret emotional baggage, sordid history, skeletons in your closet.

When she shared with me her story of lies and deception I did not judge her, for we all have our own bag of snakes.

by Jodi Andersen March 8, 2018

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 21, 2018

Rachel the snake

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.

The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.

by eliemerson November 1, 2018

Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 1, 2019