pocket american

The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.

If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.

by N8s76 June 1, 2016

Pocket Bitty

A side chick or a hoe that u fuck around with

She isn't my girlfriend, she's just a pocket bitty

by Tauj September 4, 2016

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

pecks head

when somebody is really annoying

that bitch pecks head

by wankstain69fritp November 17, 2016

Pockle

Cheesy thrush type spot, behind the foreskin due to poor hygiene.

Dammit I had a case of pockles and my girlfriend refused to suck my cock.

by Radarboo November 23, 2016

Pocket Pinga

When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.

'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'

by Lawfulmoth November 25, 2016

pocketlash

When you're running with loose shorts on and anything (phone,wallet, etc) you have in your pocket flips around and whips your balls every few seconds. Often very painful, especially during jogs.

Matt- hey Jim, how's the run goin?
Jim- pretty go-AHHHHHHH!! Fuck!!
Matt- what happened?
Jim- damn, the pocketlash got me.

by Daisuke_Baggins November 30, 2016