makeing

A typo that people make when they forget to take out the E in “make” to make “making” or replace the E with ­ing

Tom (writes a message to zoe): "I’m makeing tater tots for lunch."
Zoe (writes an answer): "Do you mean ‘making?’"

by bluestinger66 December 4, 2022

Four Frogs Dont Make a Rope

When someone has overstayed their welcome.

“Hey Dustin, four frogs dont make a rope. Get out of here.”

by Ch1L1_Lvr March 15, 2022

Make a nip

A common expression, usually from a stay at home alcoholic, generally used to encourage his friends at work to purchase and send a small bottle (not limited to) of high percentage alcohol to him/her.

Ai whatkind ous, things are swak, make a nip.

by NinjaNes January 15, 2025

if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.

"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick

by simp4men123 May 31, 2021

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Make a pearl

Getting sand in your swimming suit and then being unable to get it out for a extended amount of time.

She had so much sand in her bikini bottom that give the right length of time and amount of pressure she was sure to make a pearl.

by MAUNSTER May 7, 2018

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025