pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Brumby Bum

A softer form of Stallion butt toning of the buttocks. Not to be confused with monkey butt, a deformation caused by too much yoga butt exercise.

That girl has a wicked brumby bum.

by MRiT November 12, 2014

bum fugit

A Bum Fugit aims towards those whom lack ability to successfully complete a simple task with in given amounts of time

Wow, would you look at that Bum Fugit, He lacks all mental capabilities.

by Bum Fugit January 8, 2018

Bum Junction

The piece of skin / body that is between your genitals and the start of your bum crack

My bum junction is so itchy.

by 2Much4You June 9, 2024

Silly Bum From Africa

A lazy slob who sits on his arse all day playing video games

Aaron, you are a silly bum from Africa.

by Acissej March 11, 2024

Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum

Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe

by Chicken fillet bum cheese April 15, 2019

Fatty bum bum

A person who is fat and proud of it

Hey, do you have something in my size, I'm a fatty bum bum

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025