Bob

Bob Shumway is the father of ALF, Augie, and Curtis. He is married to Flo Shumway. Bob Shumway is featured in ALF: The Animated Series.

I purpose to bob

by MayDayMeh June 15, 2018

Bobs

The male version of Karens
Or a boomer that is never satisfied

Male version of Karens should be named bobs

by MinkC0atjus4thewinta June 4, 2020

Bob

The ultimate description of the sigma male. The perfect person you could be or encounter. There's is nothing negative to be said about this person, aside from his big ol' lips.

Man, you're such a Bob. You're perfect in every way.

by Ultimatesigmagorilla November 20, 2021

bob

BOB IS A VERY TALENTED GUY

BOB CAN SURF LIKE A BEAST

by BOB 123.0 October 21, 2019

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.

Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”

by BobbyLad November 22, 2021

Bob

A person, place or object that is unremarkable, non-unique, dully-fully common or normal.

Did you enter the talent show?
No, I don't have any talents, I'm a bob.

Did you try the hamburger? Yes, it was nothing special. It's bob.

His stuff is bob. It kind of works. But jacks stuff is special.

by Texascoaster August 1, 2022