A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
Get the A Near Miss Frog Kiss mug.When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses penis)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses penis)
by ughfelt August 22, 2011
Get the Kissing the bunny between the ears mug.something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
by kohina November 11, 2009
Get the Kiss My Left Nut mug.National kiss a Mia Day
If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
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Get the National kiss a Mia day mug.A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
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