J Dog

J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.

Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro

by Lil Lank February 19, 2021

Andy J

A guy who shits himself all the time

What’s that smell? Must’ve been Andy J.

by JoeseophMama October 28, 2020

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.

"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"

by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022

J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone

An amazing superintendent

Wow, Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone is great!

by drcascone_fans November 20, 2021

J-La

The name J-La is a Black American/ Godbody varient of the name "Jayla" of American, Hebrew, Greek and Sanskirt origin. ... It is traditionally a name given to a girl. Jayla means 'God will protect' in Hebrew. In Sanskrit, it translates to 'victory' and in Greek, it means 'to heal'. In the 5% Nation of Gods and Earths I translates to "Justice Love Allah"

Everyone spelled Jayla the same. Do we decide to be creative and spell it J-La

by Jasmin Plus November 21, 2021