Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011

playing the ukulele

Making a shitty apology

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank

by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Asian Minecraft let's play

Code word for "sexy video"

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"

by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022

Played

Played - (intellectual) is when you are unaware, unwitting, gullible, or naive, and are used, deceived, tricked, and manipulated into believing or doing something that is delusional, has a negative outcome, and/or does not reflect the actual facts, truth, or reality.

The insurrectionists got played, because they believed what they were told. No one ever wants to admit that they got played. He thought he was “smarter than your average bear,” but he was the one that got played!

by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 4, 2021