trash dragon

A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.

Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."

by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020

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Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

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The Forbidden Dragon

Considered the toughest position in the Kama-Sutra-of-the-Dragon, to perform The Forbidden Dragon, your partner must be in the doggy style position, with back arched downward. You take a vape and press the mouthpiece to your partner's butthole, then press and hold the button. Your partner continuously exhales until vapor is visible, then they roar, becoming 'The Forbidden Dragon'.

Friend 1: "Hey, where have you been? Do you still have my vape?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, sorry, I had to clean it. Erin and I had to use it to complete 'The Forbidden Dragon'. It was pretty crazy."
Friend 1: "...You what?"

by JesterJack751 November 7, 2020

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Dragon Chasing

The gender swapped version of unicorn hunting, Dragon chasing is when you look for a male to join an established couple. (Not to be confused with cuckholding or cuckqueaning)

My boyfriend and I are dragon chasing.

by PleachyMomma December 25, 2020

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