David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.

He's a narcissist. Is his name David?

by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021

Davide

A fucking hot latino guy that always listens to metal with his headphones.

Omg look at that boy! He is a Davide

by Mamynam November 23, 2021

David

Literally the Strongest person known to man Kind. David’s are always hench and spend most of the time at the gym

David is Hench

by TheRealNiggaLover November 23, 2021

David

gooner

David is such a gooner

by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

David

An Autistic Fag

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."

by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

Davide Crapanzano

The man the myth the legend.

I am Davide Crapanzano

by dakedakebird January 23, 2025