Daniel

Daniel is one of these most charming people on the planet

He's probably tall and dark

He also carries a very huge dick

I really need a daniel as my man.

by Wwwzzz111 January 5, 2024

Danielle

The most amazing women I’ve ever met. Will be with you through the thick and thin and apart from being in a relationship she is the most dependable friend and I’ve never found anyone else like her. So that being said have a good day

Hey Daniele how’s your day going?.
Danielle: my day is pretty good wbu?

by Dann4i January 7, 2024

Danielle

The most amazing and interesting women I’ve ever met she likes to dye her hair black, blonde, and brown and she is the most beautiful person I have ever seen, if you ever get a Danielle in your life make sure not to lose. Danielle is the most caring person you have ever met along with her dogs and cats. The most loyal partner or friend you could possibly ask for through thick and thin.

“Hey Danielle your beautiful reminder that:)”
“No im not!” (She knows she is)

by Dann4i January 7, 2024

Danielle

The most amazing and interesting women I’ve ever met she likes to dye her hair black, blonde, and brown and she is the most beautiful person I have ever seen, if you ever get a Danielle in your life make sure not to lose. Danielle is the most caring person you have ever met along with her dogs and cats. The most loyal partner or friend you could possibly ask for through thick and thin.

“Hey Danielle your beautiful reminder that:)”
“No im not!” (She knows she is)

by Dann4i January 7, 2024

daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

Daniel Theorem

A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.

Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!

by DanielAlmighty January 17, 2024

doing a Daniel

Falling asleep during an intercourse after consuming a large amount of alcohol.

He‘s such a jerk! I thought he was the one and he‘s doing a Daniel every time..

by definetelynothim January 18, 2024