Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.

1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!

by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020

Chris

This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.

That nigga Chris is nice at ping-pong

by Notachris November 22, 2021

Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

Chris

a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls

I can't believe Chris is at it again.

by why tho ???? December 4, 2023

Chris be Chrissing

you cant be mad at chris for being chris

“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct

by chrispytoes September 25, 2022

Biggy chris

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.

Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Chris

A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.

Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.

by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019