Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
Get the Are You Preparing to meet Jesus? mug.When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
Get the Jesus seats mug.The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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Jesus is shit.
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