Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”
by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019
by anonymous May 18, 2022
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 01, 2024
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person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
person 2: wtf
person 1: :)
by Themarcisbi October 28, 2024
A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.
If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.
That’s a Nolan 5
by EjEdwards November 12, 2019
In the roblox game Deepwoken, a player beats you while not losing any one of his 5 hp bars, they will then assert dominance by saying "5 barred"
by grippaisgrippy May 07, 2025
by Bro listen January 04, 2021