j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

PB & J

Pussy, bitches and jazz. Can either be used at school to hide your true intentions, or just as a fun abbreviation. Many people prefer to sub the J for “Jizz”, “Jam”, or “Junk”. These are all valid options.

“Dave could really use some PB & J, he’s been really down lately since his break up.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

J

A person who loves to play Fortnite and eats Taco Bell all lot

Person 1: what do you think J is doing

Person 2: probably waiting Taco Bell and playing Fortnite

by Yourmomisgeiy October 8, 2019

Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .

three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "

by substrateindependent August 27, 2019