Retard

Cognitive disability based on age. Often used as an offensive word to describe someone stupid or ignorant.

“OMG! They are such a retard.”

by K1rbyGT February 29, 2024

Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.

The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".

by Goatbuy March 7, 2024

Retarded

Retarded is a common word used among goobers. The word usually refers to being goobified.

For example, "Zen has been retarded lately" or "Kenji won't stop talking about tassive mits! I think he is retarded."

by monthreview March 14, 2024

Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

Retard

People by the name of Ryder and or Gavin.

"Gosh that retard does no work!"
"Ryder you retard! Go do work"
"You retard, you never shut up Gavin"

by Brookes.nd.buffy March 27, 2024