Punching the Partridge

Another term for having a wank

"John's just upstairs punching the partridge at the moment, he'll be back soon"

"I'm just gonna head off and punch the partridge real quick"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 11, 2025

Dry punch

When you walk into a room and smell an odor that makes up turn around and walk out means you were dry punched,

I walked in the restroom and I was dry punched.

by Dry punched June 6, 2018

Gremlin Punch

Getting sick after having not eaten all day then drinking alcohol.

Man, I didn't eat anything all day before I drank, then the gremlin punch hit me and I barfed all over.

by FlyingKangaroo April 2, 2010

Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

Kanye Punch

verb (used with object), Slang.

1. To strike someone in the genitals.

2. A punch in the dick.

First Person: "The next thing I knew she Kanye Punched me."
Second Person: "Kanye Punched?"
First Person: "Yeh, Kanye Punched. She punched me in the dick. Dick punch. Gedditt?"

by Dee Yo Gee February 9, 2015

tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.

"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar

by ThaJtrain December 28, 2016

Stub punch

Being punched in the face with someone's stub

You have been stub punched by your uncle

by Tylerjcowden7 August 19, 2017