by Christianwls March 31, 2012
A guy or girl who is emo AND ACTUALY gay.
rather redundant but can be applied in a serious or joking manner
"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"
"I know she's so techinicolor emo."
rather redundant but can be applied in a serious or joking manner
"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"
"I know she's so techinicolor emo."
"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"
That makes jenny technicolor emo.
That makes jenny technicolor emo.
by eventhoughimemo February 22, 2008
A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.
Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
Granny: who died?
Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!
Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.
Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.
Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!
by Granny666 January 01, 2023
Someone who doesn't consider the nuances of emo music as a genre, and always try to shut down the conversation about what bands are considered part of the genre or not. They always refer bands like American Football, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids, and other midwest emo bands as "true emo", and anything mainstream like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and Paramore as "fake emo".
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
Emo Gatekeeper Copypasta: "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene...
by SlytheEmo August 04, 2023
The foetal position assumed by a whiny emo kid when the hardships of every-day life become too overwelming.
After the hardship of a 3 hour shift at the local convinience store, the emo kid rolled up into the emo ball and emoned.
by NimrodFumbled March 19, 2012
Anyone that listens to the emo trinity (The Father, Fall Out Boy, the Son, Panic! At the Disco, and the Holy Spirit, My Chemical Romance) that hates their parents and likes the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They're usually a pretty hardcore emo and more often than not have undiagnosed clinical depression.
by waffle lord September 18, 2020
1: "hey what do you call a group of emos?"
2: "shut the fuck up lewis"
1: "a suicide squad"
2: "what the fuck is wrong with you"
2: "shut the fuck up lewis"
1: "a suicide squad"
2: "what the fuck is wrong with you"
by istolethelastcookie1 September 26, 2022