Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025

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I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

On the D.S. I heard I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

I farted. I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 25, 2025

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Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?

Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

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Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.

Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time”

by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025

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Make-belief

/ˈmeɪk bɪˌli f/

noun

1. A fabricated or imagined scenario; something that is not real but is temporarily treated as real for the sake of drama, storytelling, or illusion.

2. The act of pretending or creating an illusion, especially in acting or cinema.

"ellam oru make-belief alle mone"

by VenicileVyaapaari July 3, 2025

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If I can make him give up than so can God

Is what you tell youselves. And that is why you are doing what you are doing. And making me change what I am doing is what constitutes giving up.

A retard "If I can make him give up than so can God!"

Hym "You don't get to be a part of my conflict with God and I'm not going to let you use this to stop me from getting what I want out of this. Stop doing it before your kids get hurt or do it until your kids get hurt but their is no in between."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

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