May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 6, 2022

6 may

National day of good music, movies and shame🤡

Hey, Yana, it's 6 may! It's your daayy!

by melancholy.drive May 6, 2022

May 6

National blow job day

May 6th is the national blow job day. Give da homies bjs

by Thelegend284 May 6, 2022

May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day

Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”

by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022

May 7

National Handjob Day

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day

by dateking May 6, 2022

May 6th

Send ur Bf nudes day

Boy:Hey babe, it’s may 6th
Girl: Got it *sends*

by Date days May 6, 2022

May 7th

National ass picture day . Person your talking to must send you an ass picture

Me: it’s May 7th , National ass picture day

Woman : here’s a picture of my ass

by Yupa fish May 6, 2022