marysia's mommy milkers

The biggest pair of tits to ever exist, full of NUTritious milk for anyone who's thirsty

Person A: Are you thirsty?
Person B: No, I sucked marysia's mommy milkers

by littlemilky December 29, 2025

Christine Maryfield

1. The weirdest girl to have ever walked the planet.
2. Everyone loves her but you know she's secretley evil.
3. The girl who eats like a wild animal around the clock but somehow manages to stay stick thin.
4. The girl who some people can get along great with but others want to kill her in her sleep.

Hey look! There's Christine Maryfield! Better watch out for her...

by Minubyvtcrxezwq April 4, 2015

accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!

my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!

by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017

Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018

st marys

the worst school in limerick. filled with snakes and want to be travellers.

boy1: i met a bird from st marys
boy2: mort for you

by 1638293 August 28, 2019

the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

Dirty MaryKayla

When you have thick black rim glasses, bright red lipstick and look like a vintage librarian and secretly your a leather bondage freak waiting for your next victim.

Adam : Oh man the librarian on campus is such a Dirty MaryKayla.

Tyler : DUUDE.!? Isn’t she like 56?

Adam: Umm, ya but like she’s such a sexy freak!

by UnlikableZombie April 5, 2020