blow jobs

when a girl sux on the males penis until he blows his load

"oh rachel that was amazing, Sametime Nextweek" Quote from Me to her

by 12'' January 29, 2003

burger job

A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit

"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"

by vincemeister July 27, 2006

Blow Job

N. The act of selling or distributing coke over the telephone.

In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops

-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

mouth job

lik n sak by using tongue n lips

Yo gurl, want u to lick n Suck My ASHhole more??
u are d' best mouth job'ers that i ever seen.

by barry well February 26, 2007

Frog Job

The Act of getting a blowjob from your girlfriend blindfolded who in turn is playing a prank on you having a frog give you a blow job.

I was hoping for some action last night, but the bitch tricked me into getting a frog job.

by Alan_Dusk January 17, 2010

Boff-Job

When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.

Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.

John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job

by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011

Aqua Job

Receiving oral pleasure while under a body of water. (Lakes, oceans, showers bathtubs, etc.)

Man 1 "Dude just got a dank aqua job at hungry Mother yesterday"

Man 2 "in the lake?"

Man1" Hell yea"

Man 2 "Niiiiice"

by Calexi July 11, 2009