Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
Get the Are You Preparing to meet Jesus? mug.When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
Get the Jesus seats mug.The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
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Roblox Jesus is the most supreme form of Jesus there is. There is no need for anyone to need anything in life other than Roblox Jesus
by The Smart Guy 12345 October 23, 2020
Get the Roblox Jesus mug.When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
Get the Jesus Card mug.Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth
"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"
by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020
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