Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG
by mattcris4n May 24, 2020
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Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.
Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.
by lillsclark;) January 05, 2021
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Jake Caruaua

Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.
Look at the anorexic fish. It's called Jake Caruaua.
by Tobias Babu April 08, 2019
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Jake Satran

Literally satanic real form of Jake Tran, a Vietnamese-born American educational/commentary YouTuber and entrepreneur
I already watched Coffeezilla video about Jake Tran, now i know that he was actually Jake Satran
by Cure Earth August 18, 2022
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jake angeles

tanner fox's best friend who's a crazy good scooter rider sponsored by scooter farm and a youtube
by andrubebs July 10, 2017
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jake frostick

Type of guy to think he’s having sex but hasn’t actullay put his penis inside the girl, just in between her legs.
Me and my girl were having sex last night, but he done a jake frostick on me. Wasn’t very enjoyable.
by Fantasticpony49012 November 27, 2017
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Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.
You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW
by Creamy beans April 28, 2022
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