I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 26, 2020

i miss ranboo

A common phrase for LGBT+ who miss Ranboo.

"bro, i miss ranboo."
"hey, dont we all?"

by alonepog April 8, 2021

or i know something

you gon do somethin bout it and they not gon like it

“BOY GET YO ASS DOWN HERE OR I KNOW SOMETHING!”

by fuckyallniggaslookinat April 20, 2021

Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.

Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021

i h8 u

A funny way to spell "i hate you"

i h8 u is a better way to spell i hate you

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

I love you

a term that can be used for both romantic and platonic relationships

“You’re my brother, I love you.” -Keith Kogane, to his older brother/mentor, Shiro.

by Yoranceiscanonking June 25, 2018